Vital
Stats:
Age 41 (yes that's true)
Measurements 34DD-25-34 (Yes they are fake) Did you actually
think they would look that good after nursing 5 babies?
haha
Shoe Size 71/2 (8 in boots)
Height 5' (I'm just a sexy little bitch)
Sexual preferences Men (But girls are great for 4-play) |
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and
a hell of lot more ........ She's wild , she's crazy , she's
funny and she FARTS .............. Yes you read that right She
Farts and she is proud to tell you and share it with you. You
remember the old the old Joke "why do farts smell? So the
deaf can enjoy them too!". Well I sure and glad I'm not
deaf and sure am glad I'm not blind. Cause where else would
you get to see and hear such a beautiful women sharing her farts
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XXXSEXGUIDE:
Where were you born/raised?
Lizz: I was adopted
at birth then born and raised in San Francisco.
XXXSEXGUIDE: I want to start off by telling you,
I think your lying ! You're not really 41 years old ?
Lizz: Thanks for your compliments. Yep
I just turned 41 last month. Ahhhh this age thing is sneaking
up on me. But I feel great and refuse to let it stop me from
enjoying life. I'm young at heart! I feel that just because
I am a mom and 40 years old is no reason I still cant feel,
look, and be sexy. And I don't give a dam what the PTA moms
think! I like being me! Did I mention I have 5 kids??? LMAO |
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XXXSEXGUIDE:
On your site you talk about taking your kids to Mcdonalds on
Sundays. Have you ever been recognized by a fan while you were
out with the family?
Lizz: OMG. . . all the time. But no one
has ever had the balls to approach me when I'm with my kids.
I have been respected by my fans. But when I'm alone they come
up to me and it's quite funny. They are usually very shy and
I like the attention.
XXXSEXGUIDE: Tell us about your craziest story
(industry related or not)
Lizz: Well. . . I haven't really been
to that many "industry" parties. . . but the craziest
thing that I ever did was accidentally shit my pants! hahahaha.
. . I was trying to record a fart and had a little accident.
hahaha I know that's gross. . . but you asked the question and
I am being truthful. hehe |
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I
would probably sit on your lap and FART! |
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XXXSEXGUIDE:
If I ask nicely, would you send me your bra tag ? (Yes I have
a fascination with bra tags)
Lizz: My bra tag? What the heck do ya
want that for? LOL. . .
XXXSEXGUIDE: When did you start your
site and what made you say "I think I'll put naked pics
of myself on the net for everyone to see" ?
Lizz: I built this site about 2 years
ago when the only thing I could do on a computer was open
e-mail. I downloaded this free web-publishing thing-a-MI-jig,
figured out how to insert pictures, type in words, and Wha-Lah
here ya have it, my very own homemade site! (Not bad for a
high school drop out huh?) |
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XXXSEXGUIDE:
Did I tell you you have the most incredible eyes ?
Lizz: Awwww you are sweet. . . thank
you. My eyes make me look very innocent. . . Muuuahhh. . .
But we all know better then that! hehehe
XXXSEXGUIDE:If you had to describe
in one sentence what someone can expect when joining your
site, how would you describe it?
Lizz: Basically when someone joins my
site they become part of my life. I give them myself. . .
Personal home-made porn with personality!
XXXSEXGUIDE:
If I bumped into you in a bar and I
were to pull my best pick up line on you, "Hey baby,
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" would it get
me anywhere ?
Lizz: I would probably sit on your lap
and FART! Then I would crack a joke and make you feel like
an idiot! hahaha. . . then when you felt like crawling in
a hole I would give you a hug and become your friend.
XXXSEXGUIDE:As a photographer myself , I always feel
that we ignore the guy(or gal) behind the camera. Who does
your pics/video's ?
Lizz: I do alot of pictures myself.
I set my camera on a tripod and use the timer. SERIOUSLY.
. . and hubby takes my pictures too. |
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XXXSEXGUIDE:
Anything else you feel you would like to share with us
Lizz: I am 100% completely
uninhibited, enjoy laughing and I think farting is funny!
And anyone who isn't ashamed to fart in public is a stud
in my book!
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So
now you gotta ask yourself the important question what side
of the sexy miss Lizz do you want to go see. The very sexy
seductive Miss Lizz or the Wild and Crazy Farting miss Lizz?
Oh What the hell goo see both !!
www.sexymisslizz.com |
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